Free Sardars Sms Pics

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Free Sardars Sms Pics
Aik Sardar oxford university me professor tha .
Aik Sardar oxford university me professor tha . . .

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Ha ha ha ha,
neeche kya dhond rahe ho,joke to ooper tha:-)

btao india ka jhanda sb se pehle kahan lehraya gya?
Teacher to Sardar:
btao india ka jhanda sb se pehle kahan lehraya gya?

Sardar boht dair sochny k bad bola:

Hawa me….!!!

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Ek Sardar ko Pathanoo Ney Bohaat Mara:
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Kyon K
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Usne Video Shop Per Ja Kar,
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Sirf Itna He Kaha

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MY NAME IS KHAN. 

Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:

1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I’m not a mango man

2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits

3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also

4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.

5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda:)

What is a grownup joke?
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A sardarji’s boy asked his dad:
What is a grownup joke?
Sardar ji replied:
any joke which is eighteen years old

Ek sardar Indian Flag lene shop mein gaya
Ek sardar Indian Flag lene shop mein gaya tha. Shopwale ne usse flag diya. Sardar bola: Isme aur colour dikhao

Oji I am fine but…..
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A sardar goes to a restaurant
and his cell phone rings.
Wife: How are you?

Surprised Sardarji:Oji I am fine but
how did you know where I was?

Sardar Kisi Larki Ghar Rishta Ly Kar Gya
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Sardar Kisi Larki Ghar Rishta Ly Kar Gya

Larki K Maa Baap Bole Humari Beti
Abhi Parh Rahi Hai…

Sardar:Koi Bat Nhe Hum
Ek Ghante Baad A Jauengy.

How Can U Distribute 8 Apples Among 6 People Equally?
MATHS Teacher To Our Brilliant Sardar-
How Can U Distribute 8 Apples Among 6 People Equally?

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Sardar- Juice Bana K De Do Na Madam…

friendship hoi nai, farmaishan shuru
Sardar: i really like you.

Girl: meri chappal ka size pata hai na ?

Sardar: lo kr lo gal, friendship hoi nai, farmaishan shuru. %Arsi%

3 sardar ek bed pe so rahe the,
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3 sardar ek bed pe so rahe the,
Un teeno ko jagah theek se nahi mil rahi thi.
Phir 1 sardar bed se niche sone laga.
2nd sardar: Ab jagah ho gayi hai, upar aaja.

Me Kal Mushaery me gya
1st Sardar:Me Kal Mushaery me gya
to logo ne mjhe utha k bahir phenk dia
2nd:Wo Q?
1st:Shaer ka nam Hayat tha
or me usy Daad dy rha tha
“WA HAYAT”
“Wahayat”

Theek hai aur das?
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Teacher: Name 5 animals living in the water?
Sardar: Frog.
Teacher: Theek hai aur das?
Sardar: Frog da praah, bhen, pyo te maa.

UnderTaker a gya hai”
1 Srdar USA gya.
wahn wo church me gya to achank wahn awaz ai
‘Tannn’
Ar itefaq se light b chali gai sardar dr k bola,
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”Oye Bhago!
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UnderTaker a gya hai”

MY NAME IS KHAN. :-)
Ek Sardar ko Pathanoo Ney Bohaat Mara:
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Kyon K
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Usne Video Shop Per Ja Kar,
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Sirf Itna He Kaha

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MY NAME IS KHAN. 

Hr Bar Lagta Hai Jesay Wapis Krnay Aya Hai.
Dost:Truck Dekh Kr Tum dar Q jatay Ho?

Sardar: 1 Truck Driver Meri Biwi Ko Le Kr Bhag Gaya Tha..

Hr Bar Lagta Hai Jesay Usko Wapis Krnay Aya Hai.