Funny Sms Jokes For Adults Pics

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Funny Sms Jokes For Adults Pics

A fisherman sitting on the river bank watched a beautiful girl undressing to take a swim.

As she was about to dive in, he shouted : ‘swimming is prohibited here.’



‘why didn’t you tell me before I took of my clothes?’ she complained.



‘Undressing is not prohibited,’ he replied. !

Ram lal married a girl who worked in the telephone exchange. 

On the first night, being tired the girl fell asleep as soon as she got into bed. 

when Ram Lal tried to wake her saying he wanted to make love, 

she sleepily replied, ‘Sorry but this service is no longer available on this number.’

ATTITUDE DURING EXAMS:

They gave me the questions which i don't know,

So i wrote answers which they don't know.

Tit for Tat dis is called ATTITUDE.

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YYAAAHHHO000..!

Meri SEMESTER ki Saari taiyari ho

Gayi..

Har tarf padhai ka saya hai,

kitabo me sukh kisne paya hai,

Tum to jate ho tution ladkia dekhne..

aur Sir kehte hai dekho itni barsat me bhi padhne aaya Hai.

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Behind a successful student, there is a good teacher.

But behind a failed student.....

A beautiful teacher !!!

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Likho To EXAM me Kuch Aisa Likho

K PEN Bhi Ronay Per Majboor Ho jaye

Hr ANSWER Me Woh Dard Bhar do

Ki Check karne Wala DISPRIN Kha K So Jaye