Funny Sms Jokes Images

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Funny Sms Jokes Images
Ek Teacher Ne Ek Larke Se Pucha,

Agar Tumhare Paas Chaar Toffee hain! Un Mein Se Maine do le lee to tumhare pas kiti toffee bachengi?

Baccha bola:Chaar
Teacher:Wo kaise

Baccha bola:Main Thori Na BeWakoof hoon jo do toffee ap ko de dunga.

 

Maalik:  Tum bathroom mein kiun ghus
aaye ho, Kya tumhe pata nahi tha ki mein
naha raha hoon?
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Naukar: Janab ghalti ho gayi,
mein
samjha tha begum sahiba hain. OooPPSSS

 

Pathan Raat Ko Cycle Lay K Qabristan Mein Ghuss Gaya

Thori dair bad jab Bahir Nikla

To Paseena Ponchty Hue Bola:

Ya Khudaya, Ye Konsa Road Tha?

Itna jump.

 

App aur PEPSI may 3 Cheezain same hain..

1.Sab ko pasan ho.

2.Dono sweet ho
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Aur
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3.Dono may damagh ki jaga dhakan laga hay.

PLZ MIND
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