Funny Shayri Pictures

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Funny Shayri Pictures

Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi…

Dooor se dekhaaa… to kuchh dikha nahi…

Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi…

Door se dekha to Patthhar dikhta tha…

Dooor se dekha… to Patthharr dikhtaa thaa…

Paas jake dekha to… suchmuch Patthhar hi thaa.

Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha

Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha

Paas gaya… to bheeg gaya.

Dur se dehka to ‘Dharmendar’ lag raha tha!

Dur se dehka to ‘Dharmendar’ lag raha tha!

Pass se dekha to ‘Bandar’ nikla!!!

Jindagi behaal hai,

Sur hai naa taal hai,

Msgbox bhi kangal hai,

kya aapki sms factory me hadtal hai,

yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri,

mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai…

Dil ki baat dil mein mat rakhna,

Jo pasand ho usse I love you kehna,

Agar wo gusse mein aa jaaye to darna mat,

Raakhi nikaal na aur kehna pyari behna milti rehna…

Teri zindagi mein kabhi ghum na ho

Teri aankhe kabhi gam na ho

Meri dua hai ke mile tujhe ek smart si dulhan

Jiska wieght 150 Kg. se Kam na ho! :)

Paani mein Whiskey milao toh nasha chadta hai,

Paani mein Rum milao toh nasha chadta hai,

Paani mein Brandy milao toh nasha chadta hai,

Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai… :)