Love/Romantic SMS Quotes

Love/Romantic SMS Quotes 
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Faith makes every thing Possible in Life
And
Love makes everything beautiful around
I wish and Pray both remain in your life foreve
Manzelain bhi uski then, rasta bhi uska tha
Ek mai akela tha qafila bhi us ka tha
Sath sath chalney ki soch bhi uski thi
Phir rasta badalny ka faisla bhi uska tha
Aaj kion akela hon, Dil sawal karta hai
Log tu usi ke tay, kia Khuda bhi uska tha

Friendship is the
Heaviest Coin in The
Currency of Love
.
And with Your Friendship
I am the Richest person On the Earth
.
So keep me Rich forever

1. Lovely 5 Words
"I am alone without you"
.
2. Decent 4 Words
" I care for you"
.
3. Loveable 3 Words
"I love you"
.
4. Special 2 Words
"Miss you"
.
5. Important 1 Word
"YOU"

Thanks for all your love and emotions that accompanied me in my hard times and made me stronger enough to handle the difficulties. You will be always in my heart and mind. Never Forget me.
"I love you"

Dear Friend!
I locked you in my heart and threw its key into a river so that no can take you away from my heart and you stay in my heart for ever.

Last night while lying on my bed
Looking at the ceiling
I realized I realized
If you would not be there, I would lost all the joys of my life"

"Understanding Love"
The are many people who cry
When you die
Which shows relation
.
But there is one who dies
When you cry
Which shows LOVE

A boy proposed a girl, But the girl rejected
Boy was not Sad
Friends asked him: Why are You not Sad?
Boy: I am not sad because I lost one who never loved me but she lost the one who always loved him

If Love is Water
I will give you rivers and oceans
.
If Love is Space
I will give you the whole Universe
.
If heat is your Love
I wish the Sun beside me.

Awesome Quotes About Love

Awesome Quotes About Love 
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Someone told me to give my ex directions but I told them that DOGS can always find there way home.
People say everything happens for a reason... well when I punch you in the face remember that happened for a reason!
Don't get jealous when you see your ex with someone else because we were always told to give our toys to the less fortunate.
That awkward moment when you finish a math problem and your answer isn't even one of the choices.
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Dear Optimist, Pessimist, and Realist, While you guys were busy arguing about the glass of water, I drank it! Sincerely, The Opportunist
I know that somewhere in the Universe exists my perfect soul mate, but looking for her is much more difficult than just staying at home and ordering another pizza.
Every man sees his second mother in his wife but every woman sees her first child in her husband.
Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
For April Fools Day, I think Facebook should switch the search box and the status update box around. So people would post updates on who they stalk.
You call them swear words, I call them sentence enchanters.
If not for Halloween, Easter would be my favorite zombie-related holiday.
Happy Easter from one lapsed Catholic to another.
A nice Jewish man rising from the dead seems less miraculous than finding one I can date.
Let's resume everything we gave up for Lent without any new found spiritual insights.
Let's just relax tonight and watch The Passion of the Christ.
Easter may be the wrong time to tell my parents you're a Jew.
Let's take a break from debating gay marriage to remember an unmarried 33-year-old man who hung out with 12 dudes.
Easter reminds me of how boring my death will probably be.
I wish I was resurrected from the dead on Sunday so I had an excuse for taking off work on Monday
I wonder if Jesus will make a special appearance on The Walking Dead this Sunday.
Adorable candy will help distract us from the astounding horror of a man being nailed to a cross.
It would take a lot more than 30 pieces of silver for me to betray you to murderous authorities unless we were in a major recession.
Please join us for Easter dinner unless you've already committed to Satan.
A real miracle would be Jesus turning water into less expensive gasoline.
Sorry I said TGIF on the anniversary of your god's son's violent execution.
You're old enough to be told that the Easter Bunny and Jesus aren't real.
I wish the resurrection of our lord and savior was deemed important enough for a day off work.
Reasons to date me: I laugh at my own jokes so you don't have to.
Love Is Not About Expressing Lovely Words Its about Understanding A gentle Touch Of Pure Heart !! And Friendship is To Sit Together And Laugh About The Nonsense Said Above.
Don't steal, don't lie and don't cheat. The government hates competition
When life gives you a Bad Romance, show everyone your Poker Face, buy a new Telephone, call Alejandro, and you guys Just Dance!:D
204 countries, 809 islands, 7 seas and yet I can't find a decent relationship..

Sad Poetry

Sad Poetry Definition
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Qasam le lo>
Tumare bad
Kisi ka khawb dekha ho,
Kisi ko ham ne chaha ho,
Kisi ko ham ne socha ho,
Kisi ki Aarzu ki ho,
Kisi ki justujo ki ho,
Kisi ki rah dekhi ho,
Kisi ka qurb maanga ho,
Kisi ko sath rakha ho,
Kisi se aas rakhi ho,
Koi umeed baandhi ho,
Koi dil me utara ho,
Koi tum se pyra ho
Koi dil me
bsaya ho
Koi apna bnaya ho
Koi rootha ho to ham ne
Usay ro ro k manaya ho,
December ki haseen rut me
Kisi ka hijar jheela ho
Kisi ki yad ka mosam
Meray aangan me khila ho,
Kisi se baat karny ko
Kabi ye hont tarsy hon,
Kisi ki bewafai per

Tum rooth jao muj se, aesa kabi na karna.
Main ek nazar ko tarsoon, aesa kabi na karna.
Main pooch pooch haroon, so so sawal kar k.
Tum koi jawab na do, aesa kabi na karna.
Muj se hi mil k hansna, muj se mil k rona.
Muj se bichhar k jee lo, aesa kabi na karna.
Tum chand ban k rehna, main dekhta rahon ga.
Kisi roz tum na niklo, aesa kabi na karna.
Tum chaley jao jab bhi, to dekhon tumhara rasta.
Tum lot k na aao Aesa kabi na karna…!

Kuch aisa ho ye shaam dhaley..
koi hath main thamey hath mera..
koi ly k mujhko sath chaley..
koi bethe mere pehlu main..
mere hath pe apna hath dharey..
aur ponch k aansun aankhon se..
wo dhere se ye baat kahe..
“yun tanha safar ab kat’ta nahe..
chalo hum bhi tumharey sath chalen” ……..

Ajeeb dastan hoti hai dosti ki..
Larna milne se b acha lagta hai..
Lar k manane wale b hote hen kuch..
To kuch ko chirana acha lagta hai..
Dost k muh se kuch sunne k liye..
Kbi jhuk jana b acha lagta hai..
Safr train ka ho ya zindagi ka..
Khatm he nai hoti batein..
Phr b khamosh reh kr muskrna acha lgta hai..
4 dosto me lgta hai mil gai puri duniya..
Baki sb bhol jana acha lgta hai..
Yaro hmesha sath rhna..
Ye tmhara yarana acha lagta hai.

Jab rat ko
koi Tum per
char jey,
Apni Monchoon
se Tum ko
chomay
Or
Apni Balon wali
Tangen Tum
par pherey
To
Samajh jana ye
Sala
LAL BAIG
hy..

Girl: Janu Ye Toh Bht Bara Hy
Boy: Koshish Toh Kro
Girl: Janu Bht Mota Hy
Boy: Doobara Try Kro
Girl: Poora Nhi Jae Ga
Boy: Jaan Tumhe Meri Kasam
Girl: Andar Se Paani Nikal Rha Hy
Boy: Acha Aakhri Baar Try Kro
Girl: Uff Mere Kapre Kharab Ho Gae, Ab Tum Hee Saare
Gol Gappay
Khao Mujhe Nhi Khany.

There is nothing wrong to say sorry!
when we are wrong,
One sorry can save many precious Relationships!
Sorry Sms

There is nothing wrong to say sorry!
when we are wrong,
One sorry can save many precious Relationships!
Sorry Sms

Paraayeon Se Dosti Ki Gunzaaish Nahi Hoti
Marne Ke Baad Koi Khawaish Nahi Hoti
Kahi Koi Pyar Bhara Dil Toota Hoga Zaroor
Nahi Toh Naino Se Aansuo Ki Barish Nahi Hoti!
Sorry Sms

Meharbaan mujh pe thy halat kbi yun b tha,
Hum raha krty thy ik sath kbi yun b tha,
Ab to perchaian b uski milny ni aateen,
Roz hoti thi us sy mulaqat kabhi youn b tha,
Ab to Khushian b juda gham b hain juda,
Hansty roty thy hum ik sath kbi yun b tha,
Dekhna b jo gawara ni krta ik pal b mujko,
Dekha krta tha meri rah kbi yun b tha,
Ab to rony say b fursat nhi milti mujhko,
Hansta rehta tha main din raat kbi youn b tha
Sorry Sms
'Forgiveness'
When it's not given in the rite time or
When it is not asked in the rite time,
You will miss something PRECIOUS in your life...
Sorry Sms

Funny Marriage Quotes

Funny Marriage Quotes Definition

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1. Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence (a life sentence).
2. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind.
3. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her masters.
4. Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.
5. Married life is full of excitement and frustration: In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the       woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.In the third year, they both speak and the NEIGHBOUR listens.
6. Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.You order what you want, and when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that instead.
7. There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.
8. A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.
9. Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.
10. Son: Is it true Dad? I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her. Father: That happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE!
11. Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
12. They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense.
13. When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a 10-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
14. There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married, and now he is going through HELL.
16. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
17. Eighty percent of married men cheat in America, the rest cheat in Europe.
18. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin. They just can't face each other, but they still stay together.
19. Marriage is man and a woman become one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
20. Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After the marriage the "Y" becomes silent.
21. I married Miss right; I just didn't know her first name was Always.
22. It's not true that married men live longer than single men, it only seems longer.
23. Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
24. A man was complaining to a friend: I HAD IT ALL-MONEY, A BEAUTIFUL HOUSE, THE LOVE OF A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, THEN POW! IT WAS ALL GONE. WHAT HAPPENED, asked his friend. He says MY WIFE FOUND OUT.
25. WIFE: Let's go out and have some fun tonight. HUSBAND: OK, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway lighs on.
26. At a cocktail party, one woman said to another: AREN'T YOU WEARING YOUR RING ON THE WRONG FINGER? The other replied, YES, I, AM. I MARRIED THE WRONG MAN.
27. Man is incomplete until he gets married, then he is finished.
28. It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
29. A man inserted an ad in the paper - WIFE WANTED. The next day he received a hundred of letters and they all said the same thing - YOU CAN HAVE MINE.

30. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing - either the car is new or the wife is.
Marriages may be made in heaven, but they sure have to be managed right here on earth. That's easier said than done. Take a dig at the funny side of marriage. These funny marriage quotes are good stress busters. They make you laugh at the banalities of marriage. When you read funny marriage quotes, you realize that even a perfect marriage has its inherent flaws but those flaws add to the charm of marriage.
Whenever you're wrong admit it;
Whenever you're right shut up.
Bill Cosby
For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the one miracle the Vatican has overlooked.
Patrick Murray
I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.
Gloria Steinem
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.
Groucho Marx
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.

Funny Jokes And Quotes Definition

Funny Jokes And Quotes Definition
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I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one.
Marilyn Monroe
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.
Dolly Parton
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Will Rogers
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Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me.
Robert Frost
In black neighborhoods, everybody appreciated comedy about real life. In the white community, fantasy was funnier. I started looking for the jokes that were equally hilarious across the board, for totally different reasons.
Will Smith
Tommy Lee Jones is hilarious. I would say, if you look at the body of his work, the character he is most like is the one in 'The Fugitive.' That's how he talks and jokes. That is the type of energy he has.
Will Smith All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.
Mitch Hedberg
I like to hold the microphone cord like this, I pinch it together, then I let it go, then you hear a whole bunch of jokes at once.
Mitch Hedberg
You know, my first album, some of those jokes I'd done for twelve years because I couldn't throw 'em out.
Ron White
A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
George Eliot
I enjoy jokes, smiling, and making people smile. I may be a little different, but that's OK, who wants to be normal anyway?
Tim Duncan
Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
George Eliot
The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
David Ogilvy
A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes.
Ludwig Wittgenstein
Honest good humor is the oil and wine of a merry meeting, and there is no jovial companionship equal to that where the jokes are rather small and laughter abundant.
Washington Irving
It is requisite for the relaxation of the mind that we make use, from time to time, of playful deeds and jokes.
Thomas Aquinas
I'm sure we, the American people, are the butt of jokes by those in power.
Alice Walker I love life in spite of all that mars it. I love friendship, jokes and laughter.
Tahar Ben Jelloun
For every ten jokes you acquire a hundred enemies.
Laurence Sterne A girl can tell I like her when I blush or start telling bad jokes.
Zac Efron
Wit is a weapon. Jokes are a masculine way of inflicting superiority. But humor is the pursuit of a gentle grin, usually in solitude.
Frank Muir
I love to write jokes and that's all I think about.
Rita Rudner
Specifically in stand-up, I love jokes. I love short, structured ideas and a punchline.
Demetri Martin
My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads, where they are safe.
Emo Philips
Our subconscious minds have no sense of humor, play no jokes and cannot tell the difference between reality and an imagined thought or image. What we continually think about eventually will manifest in our lives.
Robert Collier

  

Funny Friend Quotes

Funny Friend Quotes Definition

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A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway. -- Fr. Jerome Cummings
Remember, the greatest gift is not found in a store nor under a tree, but in the hearts of true friends. -- Cindy Lew
Who finds a faithful friend, finds a treasure. -- Jewish Saying
"Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you."
-- Elbert Hubbard
"Who finds a faithful friend, finds a treasure."
-- Jewish saying
What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies. -- Aristotle
Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow.
Don't walk behind me, I may not lead.
Just walk beside me and be my friend.-- Albert Camus
"The only way to have a friend is to be one."
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson
The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend.-- Abraham Lincoln
Hold a true friend with both your hands. -- Nigerian Proverb
"A faithful friend is the medicine of life."
-- Apocrypha
Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some stay for awhile and leave footprints on our hearts. And we are never, ever the same.-- Anonymous
Friends are like melons; shall I tell you why? To find one good you must one hundred try. -- Claude Mermet
"Friendship multiplies the good of life and divides the evil."
-- Baltasar Gracian (1647)
"Friendship needs no words..."
-- Dag Hammarskjold.
"Friends are the sunshine of life."
-- John Hay (1871)
"The best mirror is an old friend."
--George Herbert
More Friendship quotes :
One who looks for a friend without faults will have none. -- Hasidic Saying
A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.-- Walter Winchell
Friends are needed both for joy and for sorrow. -- Samuel Paterson
Friendship is the golden thread that ties the heart of all the world.-- John Evelyn
Friendship doubles our joy and divides our grief.-- Swedish proverb
A friend hears the song in my heart and sings it to me when my memory fails.-- Anonymous
Count your age with friends but not with years - Anonymous
Plant a seed of friendship; reap a bouquet of happiness. -- Lois L. Kaufman
"I keep my friends as misers do their treasure, because, of all the things granted us by wisdom, none is greater or better than friendship."
-- Pietro Aretino (1537)
"There is nothing worth the wear of winning, but laughter and the love of friends."
-- Hillaire Belloc
"The rain may be falling hard outside,
But your smile makes it all alright.
I'm so glad that you're my friend.
I know our friendship will never end."
-- Robert Alan
"Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow-ripening fruit."
-- Aristotle (4th century B.C.)
"Friendship is essentially a partnership."
-- Aristotle (4th century B.C.)
"Two are better than one; because they have a good reward for their labor. For if they fall, the one will lift up his fellow: but woe unto him that is alone when he falleth; for he hath not another to help him up."
-- The Bible: Ecclesiastes 4:9-10.
"Friendship is a strong and habitual inclination in two persons to promote the good and happiness of one another."
-- Eustace Budgell (1711)