Showing posts with label Free Sardar Sms. Show all posts
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Monday, 29 April 2013

Free Sardar Sms

Source(google.com.pk)
Free Sardar Sms

“Mujhe ek aisa Husbnd Chahiye Jo Achi Achi Baten Kre
Larki:
“Mujhe ek aisa Husbnd Chahiye Jo Achi Achi Baten Kre
Hansi Mazaq Kre
Or Raton Ko Muje Songs Sunaye”.
Sardar:
“Tussi Husband Chaddo FM Radio Le Lo”.

Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many
Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many
coins I have in my pocket?
Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1?
Sardar:Oji, I will give both of them



Teachr: Wat is ur father doing?

Teachr: Wat is ur father doing?
Sardar: I.C.S. in summer and P.C.S in winter,
Tchr: kya matlb?
Sardr: Ice Cream Seller in summer
&
Pakora Chat seller in winter


Principal: school ka time 8 bajy ka tha or tum 9:30 bajy aa rahe ho ?

Principal: school ka time 8 bajy ka tha or tum 9:30 bajy aa rahe ho ?

Sardar student: tum hamara intazar mat kia kro.

School laga dia karo.